_{❝ Some children really do scare me. ❞}

witchofthewesternskys:

( ☂ ) . 

                      _{“They were quite creative actually, I’ll give
                        them that. There was about three Auroras and
                        a  Phillip in pyramid formation before  they’re
                        parents  made them get down.   And can  you
                        blame  them  for  spreading it,   really?   That
                        shit’s    hilarious.     Cinderellas, right?.    Ugh.”}

                                                 ◄ ❀ ►

                               ❝ Well they seem like fun children. And smart ones at that, too. Also athletic. Or just really, really coordinated. Anyways, that was probably the most embarrassing thing ever. Why can’t most little kids love the villains, too ? ❞

witchofthewesternskys:

( ☂ ) . 

                   _{”Don’t  think I didn’t hear about the  Cinderella
                    girl.  At least all the costumed brats that come
                    to    me   only   try   to  pull   my   horns    off.”}

— ; ◤ ❁ ◢

         _{a groan.}

                       _{❝ everyone seems to know about Cinderella girl. ❞}

                       _{❝ how’d the kids even reach your horns ? ❞}

witchofthewesternskys:

( ☂ ) . 

                       _{”Do  you ever wonder if this entire  program
                        is  set up just make us all realize how much
                        we                   loathe               children?”}

— ; ◤ ❁ ◢

                       _{❝ it’s not that bad. most children are nice enough. ❞}

                       _{except for that one child dressed as cinderella who tried to rip off her dress. yeah, she’s not telling her sister about that.}

— ; ◤ ❁ ◢

                       _{❝ Chocolate is the best remedy, trust me. ❞}

mjxlnxr:

                    ♔        

                    _{“Yes, but two of the girls proposed at the same time and almost got in a fight for, I think they said, ‘Who gets to marry me and be queen of Andalasia.’ Then there was the guy who flirted with me…”}

— ; ◤ ❁ ◢

                                           _{❝Oooh, tough luck. Don’t worry, last}

                                               _{week, a little girl dressed as Cinderella}

                                                             _{tried to rip off my dress!Not a marriage}

                                                                         _{proposal like yours,  though.❞}

poppiins:

   ❛  seems like that’s how marriage proposals
       happen nowadays ❜

— ; ◤ ❁ ◢

                                 _{❝I guess so.} 

                                           _{Still, he shouldn’t have}

                                                  _{said that to you ! ❞}

msdysqxith:

    ❝I’ve never met a kid who
          was so adamant that
         ’Snow White should have
          stayed asleep’ !❞

—— ; ◤ ❁ ◢

                                                   _{❝Me either! Oh, but that} 

                                                         _{was hilarious though.}

                                                             _{Wish I could’ve gotten}

                                                                       _{that on tape.❞}

rdxwson:

{ SMS: Driz } Oh, you are?

{ SMS: Driz } Whoops. Though you were still eating out there.
{ SMS: Driz } Do you still need it?

_{[ text | to; rosiestasia ] Nope, just got back.}

_{[ text | to; rosiestasia ] Also can I borrow it for a little while? I forgot to buy my own hair ties. I was going to get some last night but… ehhhh.}

msdysqxith:

       ❝I — I don’t know. I’m still in shock.
          Who knew little kids could be so
          rude ?❞

—— ; ◤ ❁ ◢

                                       _{❝Well I didn’t expect that would}

                                          _{happen! Oh, I swear, kids these}

                                          _days.❞